NaUghTy anSw3r !!!!!!!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

_______________________________________________________________

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother"

Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

_____________________________________________________________________

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress.

______________________________________________________________

Husband asks : "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is?”

W-ithout
I-nformation
F-ighting
E-very-time

Wife replies : "No,...... It means”

W-ith
I-diot
F-or
E-ver

______________________________________________________________

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

- Stress is when wife is pregnant,
- Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
- Panic is when both are pregnant.

______________________________________________________________

Grammer teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid : Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away!

______________________________________________________________

A young boy asks his Dad : "What is the difference between confident and confidential?”

Dad says : "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential”

______________________________________________________________

--Th3 EnD--

P